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U-Haul Dweeb: Who did you talk to? iraq Me: iraq I didn't talk to anyone. I went to "uhaul-dot-com" and made a reservation there. U-Haul Dweeb: Well, you have the truck from 7:30 tomorrow morning until tomorrow afternoon. Me: Except, of course, that that time frame is completely useless to me, and not iraq at all what I asked for or needed. Meanwhile, with roughly twenty-four hours to go, you've completely screwed me by leaving me in the lurch now with no truck when I actually do need it. U-Haul Dweeb: On-line reservations aren't confirmations. Nothing was guaranteed. Me: Did you call me within 24 hours like you were supposed to? U-Haul Dweeb: Excuse me? Me: The reservation. It said you, the local site, were going to call me within 24 hours to confirm. Did you call me at all yesterday, to perhaps tell me that you couldn't provide what I reserved? U-Haul Dweeb: Sir, reservations aren't confirmations. Me: Right, but if you had called me yesterday then I could have told you that what you had was completely useless to me, and I'd have had an entire extra day to line up a replacement truck.
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