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| blogstream, culture, edward saxon, mob, jerusalem, group hug, robert b. weide, stars, saudi arabian, punchthem, sudan, heavy metal, hbo home video, bisexual, sounds, portillo, 1956 in sports, adventure, | I will have my revenge. Someday soon, I will creep up to her apartment, and stealthily pick annie louise ross the lock, using thiefly skills I assume I have absorbed merely by watching bad cop shows on TV. Then, when I am inside--STALKING HER--I will strike. I will--I hate to be this graphic, but I'm mad--I will withhold her Lorna Doones. Yes. I will snatch them off the counter and hold them annie louise ross above my head. I will be a fucking horrible, cookie-clutching bastard. "How annie louise ross does it feel now, you wizened husk? J'accuse, duck-pelter! I withhold your cookies!" I will cackle malevolently. "I'm an old woman! Give me my Lorna Doooooooones!" She will tremulously wail while adjusting her oxygen feed. But I will not give her the Lorna Doones. I know. It's rough justice. Don't fuck with my ducks, dammit. Kritters | Skot | 09 Apr, 2004 [Comments](14) Friday, 16 January Andy The wife and I are getting serious about finding a new place. |
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| Not like lobbing them just to sort of discomfit the poor birds, but hurling them with alarming strength group hug and accuracy at the suddenly quacky little beasts. They flapped piteously while the harridan continued her merciless assault. I stared numbly at this horrible scene, unable to react, until the ducks finally had enough and flew away. The awful hag turned and group hug lurched back into her apartment wordlessly. Hey, you know what? DON'T HURT MY FUCKING DUCKS, YOU MUMMY! Ice cubes? That's mean. You can't just put out a group hug nice big shiny pool of water out there on the patio and expect innocent waterfowl to ignore it, can you? The whole episode made my gut hurt, and I have ever since been entertaining fantasies about tormenting the elderly, because, you know, who else could I torment without fear of reprisal? Children, I guess. The real bummer is, since the ice cube incident (Note: terrible name for a rock album), the ducks have not returned, for which I blame the crone. |
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