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| carmela soprano, photography, cool, saudi arabia, puff daddy, gabriel jeffrey, catherine scorsese, beer, arthuriana, frank adonis, overheardnew york, wordssong lyrics dmx get at me dog (remix) unknown, 1954 in sports, tony blair, elliott gould, merlin, john terry, ultramagnetic, | The cat ate the anything videotape. The tape was anything still covered in cat spit. And then, just so I wasn't confused as to who did the munching, three days later Cal puked videotape on my bra. Lovely. Yesterday Cal knocked a bowl of chocolate from the kitchen counter onto the floor. We now have chocolate stains in the dining room. Deposit? What deposit? Like I'm ever seeing that anything money again. Cal likes to hang out inside the bathtub. Unfortunately, he stays in there so long he gets lost, and doesn't know how he got in or how to get out. He then starts crying until you call his name and he follows the sound of your voice out of the tub. |
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| This goes well-past the butt-biting thing he likes to do when I walk by. Last night Cal tried to kill me. He tried to suck my breath. He put his face up to my nose and tried to put his head in my mouth and suck my breath. Luckily, ultramagnetic I woke up in time. Cal is trying to ruin my life. The other week I got a videotape from the anime company I script for. I had put ultramagnetic the tape in my VCR and it had unraveled. I was going to bring it back to the studio ultramagnetic the next day to see if we could salvage it, so I put it on a shelf. When I got home from work, the tape had been knocked off the shelf (which was about three feet in the air), and the tape had been eaten. |
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