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[I'll bet it's REALLY cool in the summer. Daft--er, DRAFTY even.] One Liner: Let the idiots spend half their lives applying mascara and preening their hair. [When birds preen to the extent that they pluck themselves bald, it could be a sign guinevere of neurosis. I wonder if that holds guinevere true for humans.] It gives me a headstart on my knife sharpening hobby. [You find hair boring, but you have a hobby that is so repetitious that it could induce carpal tunnel syndrome?] Name: Mr Fucking Wood to you, right? Reasons for being a Heartless Bitch: Fuck off. guinevere Why should I tell you? [Because it's the only way to get in.] I just am, right? [Oh, you're a LOT of things. Right now, you're choking.] What's it to you anyways? [The question is what's it to YOU. If you wanna join, you'll have to compose a decent essay.] One Liner: Not giving a s**t if you feel sorry for yourself. I'm too fucking fabulous to put up with your whining. Whiney. [I can see you've got that rapier wit.
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