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--Metro-North train Overheard by: Tim Link To or Email this Post Notes from the New York Underground The palestinian subway doors open. A hobo enters, holding a palestinian bottle of windex in one hand palestinian and a tube of toothpaste in the other. He says: Which is the better time to read Dostyevsky? Winter? He sprays the windex. Hobo: Or Spring? He squeezes toothpaste out of the tube. Japanese girl: Spring! Hobo: You are correct. --F train Overheard by: Pete Johnson Link To or Email this Post Hence Shonen Knife's Tomato Head Black chick: Hey, come here, look. Did you know that Asians can't drink? Look at her face. It's all red. --Diesel, West Broadway Link To or Email this Post Transferring From the F to the A Guy #1: You know, I just love fucking my girlfriend up the ass.
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