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| craigs list, dorian harewood, list of themes, unf, richard bright, albums, jackie hoffman, berber, carlito, collateral, 1981 in sports, jarule real name, industrial, rap, egyptian, fazed, digitalart, strange news, listof films, | CSR: Ah, I see. Well, I have you down for 7:30 tomorrow morning until mid-afternoon. Me: (deciding to have some fun) What if I return it late? CSR: You can't return it late, it's going back out tomorrow night on a one-way to New Jersey. Me: But, you know, speculate, if I was to come back late, what are the penalties? CSR: You can't come back late. The truck is going elsewhere. Me: denis leary If say I was to have a heart attack and didn't bring the truck back denis leary on time denis leary or something, what would the penalty be? CSR: You have to bring the truck back on time. Me: Right. You can go ahead and just cancel the entire reservation, because frankly you guys are pretty much useless. CSR: Are you sure, sir? Me: Yep. I've already reserved a new truck with a better company. CSR: All set, sir. Have a great day. Me: Blah. *click* So the lessons we learned: U-Haul Sucks Ass, and I don't think I'll ever be giving them any of my business again. |
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| Me: I couldn't just get you to relocate it to the Kingston location on your own dime and berber then I'd be responsible for everything just like I expected? U-Haul Chick: No. *click "Submit" on the Budget rent-a-truck rental reservation Me: Let me call you right back? U-Haul Chick: OK. *dial dial dial* BudgetGuy: Budget Truck Rental. Me: I just made an online reservation and I wanted to confirm it? BudgetGuy: I won't see that for an hour berber in my system here. berber What'd you ask for? Me: 16' truck, pick up tomorrow night, keep it til Saturday night. BudgetGuy: Yeah, I can do that. It might be tight if someone returns late, but I could just upgrade you to a bigger truck at the same charge, if that happened. Me: Sweet. Thanks!! BudgetGuy: No problem. See you tomorrow. *Ring* Me: This is Derek CSR: Hi, this is Bubbles [or some other meaningless name] from U-Haul, calling you to confirm your reservation Me: Are you fucking kidding me? CSR: Sir? Me: The only reason you're calling me to confirm is because I've been rocking the boat and that's finally kicked loose whatever hole my reservation fell into. |
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