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| thesopranos, omaggi, sal lopez, leguizamo, dialogue, iraqi, pamie, wedding, oneeight seven, themarshall mathers lp, magazines, funny, mp3 discoteche, poem, ian holm, audio, | Then he'd stop and look back at my mother, gamely trotting along, with a look on his face that basically said, "Jesus, what's your problem?" Then, perplexed, he'd race back to her at around the speed of light, and greet her with a look that said, "Uh, say, why not run faster, list of people by name like I do?" Then he'd blast off for another hundred yards to repeat the process. I'm sure list of people by name this was really list of people by name heartening for Mom. Not quite as heartening: during this time of eerie jogging-love, my father enjoyed furthuring his Eternal Bastard reputation, and would occasionally shadow my mom with the car. There would be Mom, jogging with gritted teeth, while my father drove alongside her in the car, doing a breezy five miles an hour while calling out fake encouragement: "You're doing great, Sue! Oh, no! |
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| Despite his immense size, Andy remained, for lack of a better comparison, a total pussycat. He feared the vacuum unreasonably, as if it were a motorized dog guillotine, and would hide from it under your legs. This was pretty cute when he was a puppy, but funny when he funny was full-grown, it got kind of disconcerting to suddenly have an funny enormous mammal trying to seek refuge under your straining knees, which, whoops, were now three feet in the air. Andy was energetic as hell for years. At one weird, unexplainable point in my family's history, my mom got on a jogging kick. My mom, you should understand, is 5'5", and weighs perhaps 118 pounds if she's got full pockets. But for a time, she wanted to jog. Andy would "helpfully" go with her on the trips, and would habitually race ahead of her for around a hundred yards. |
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