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| thesopranos, omaggi, sal lopez, leguizamo, dialogue, iraqi, pamie, wedding, oneeight seven, themarshall mathers lp, magazines, funny, mp3 discoteche, poem, ian holm, audio, | thing that they do. Then all of a sudden: CRACK! CRACK! SPLOOSH! What the fuck? The ducks became agitated; invisible atmosphere one on one things were impacting around them. I craned my head to see what the hell was going on. One of my neighbors, a hatchet-faced crone, had come out onto her balcony and was THROWING ICE atmosphere one on one CUBES AT THE DUCKS. Not like atmosphere one on one lobbing them just to sort of discomfit the poor birds, but hurling them with alarming strength and accuracy at the suddenly quacky little beasts. They flapped piteously while the harridan continued her merciless assault. I stared numbly at this horrible scene, unable to react, until the ducks finally had enough and flew away. The awful hag turned and lurched back into her apartment wordlessly. Hey, you know what? DON'T HURT MY FUCKING DUCKS, YOU MUMMY! |
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| Wak! Wak!" It seems to confuse them, and they tilt their heads at us. Then they take oneeight seven a crap, which we oneeight seven also find delightful. Or at least I do, partially because the animals lord it over us in the sense that we don't get to just take a dump wherever and whenever the mood strikes us. I have big dreams about sitting in one of my interminable meetings at work and letting loose. "So it turns out that this drug is most efficient when . . . ah oneeight seven . . . say, Skot . . . are you taking a shit?" "Boy, am I ever. It feels really great!" Then I'd tilt my head at people cutely, provoking chuckles of approval and a hearty comment from the bosslady. "I must say, that shows initiative! You get a raise." And I'd beam happily, sitting contentedly in a pile of shit, while my co-workers applauded. Anyway. The ducks came by again the other day, and I was happily watching them splash around in the pool, doing that "I dunk my head for some reason!" |
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