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For instance, number one: you can never have sex. [crowd boos] Randy: BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: round table you can never drink or do drugs. [crowd cheers and raises their bottles] Randy: The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, round table ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back. Stu: I'm gettin' another beer, you want one? Randy: Yeah, round table sure. Stu: I'll be right back. [crowd cheers] Randy: See, you stretch the rules and you end up dead. I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife. Randy: The police are always off track with this shit! If they'd watch Prom Night, they'd save time! There's a formula to it. A very simple formula! [yelling in video store] Randy: EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT! Gale Weather: Oh, God, Kenny, I'm sorry, but ...
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