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How does it feel? People have 1977 in sports a right to 1977 in sports know! Tatum: Stupidity Leak! Tatum: Billy and his penis don't deserve you. Gale: If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales? Tatum: Who am I? The beer wench? Randy: If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would 1977 in sports you be standing in the horror section? Stu: As if, that's all I'm saying, as if. Randy: Oh really Alicia? Stu: As if. Randy: Oh, really, Alicia? Billy: [killer's Voice] What's the matter Sidney, you look like you've seen a ghost. Casey: Look, I am two seconds away from calling the police! Phone Voice: They'll never make it in time. Sidney Prescott: Fuck you. Billy: We've already played that game, remember? |
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Is that clear? Sidney Prescott: You sick fucks, you've hilarious seen one too many movies! Billy: Now Sid, don't you blame the movies, movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative! Tatum: "I'll send you a copy." BAM! Bitch went down. "I'll send hilarious you a copy." BAM! Syd! Superbitch! Casey: Who's there? Ghostface: Never say who's there? Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something. Randy: Listen up. They found Mr. Himbry hilarious dead. He was gutted and hung from the goal post on the football field. Drunk teen: Well what are we waiting for? Lets go over there before they pry him down! Stu: When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts? I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts. Gale: Jesus, the camera, hurry! Kenny: My name isn't Jesus. Gale: Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW! Reporter: Sidney, how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? |
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