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Sidney Prescott: Stu, Stu, Stu... What's your motive? Billy has one, the police are on their way, what are you going to tell them? Stu: Peer pressure, I'm far too sensitive. Billy: I'm going to rip you up bitch, just like your fucking mother! Sidney Prescott: You john terry gotta john terry find me first you pansy ass momma's boy! Billy: Fuck! [hits Stu with the phone] Stu: Ow! Fucking hit me with the phone dick! Sidney Prescott: Stu, Stu, Stu, what's your motive? Billy's got one, the john terry police are on their way, what are you gonna tell them? Stu: Peer pressure, I'm far too sensitive. Sidney Prescott: But this is *not* a movie. Billy: Yes it is, Sidney. It's all one big movie. Randy: Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sidney would go out with me? Tatum: No, please don't kill me, Mr. |
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| You lost. Sidney Prescott: How do you - gut someone? Stu: You take a knife and split kenneth utt 'em from groin to sternum. Billy: It's called tact you fuckrag! Billy: It's called subtlety, Stu. You should look it up sometime. Stu: ...Shit... Billy: What? Stu: They're gone. Billy: [they go into the kitchen] Where the fuck are they? Stu: I kenneth utt don't know Billy, but I'm hurtin! [the phone rings] Stu: Should I let the machine get it? Billy: [answers it] Hello? Sidney Prescott: Are you alone in the house? Billy: Bitch! You bitch where the fuck are you? Sidney kenneth utt Prescott: Not so fast, we're going to play a little game. It's called: Guess who just called the cops and reported your sorry motherfucking ass! Billy: Find her you dip shit! Get up! Stu: I can't Billy... you cut me too deep. I think I'm dying man! [Billy gives Stu the phone] Stu: ...Hello? |
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