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CHAPTER 9 A basic sum up of History It is odd. crash(widescreen edition) The crash(widescreen edition) planet began like this: There was crash(widescreen edition) a large fish. ('ah ha,' said the world, for they finnally knew the true answer the the ultimate question. And they also said 'How odd,' for it was odd, that the world ended in the same basic way it began) From this fish, somehow evolved an entire world, from which the entire Roman army came about. They then fought for some time... taking over Gaul, the mediterainian, and England. They then all died.Nazi Germany rose, stated that they would last 1000 years, and then died. In fact, they died so quickly that they didn't have a chance to say "Oh yes, by the way, about that 1000 year thing... I guess we lied." Then I got drunk in a park, met a slut named Tina, who later ran off with this giant named Luke. I was then walking to the bus, got stopped by the police, had a little chat, got called "a low haired faggot' by the skinhead I was with and was then blamed for every problem the world had ever had.
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