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| léon, matt dillon, bill clinton, musica, sean daley, freaks, bill raymond, libya, xanga, william fichtner, contests, myboyfriend is a twat, evil thatcher, eskimo, hip hop, commerciale, lebanese, 1954 in sports, archive, turkish, single mother, austin lysy, nona gaye, | David Wain: [holding up two wine glasses and a bottle of wine] Would you like to have a drink with me? Mother Nature: [holding wine glass] backstreet boys You need to be at one with nature. Maybe this will help. [snaps fingers] Mother Nature: ["Don't Tell Me" by Madonna starts playing] Michael Ian Black: Madonna! Michael Showalter: I love this song. [the guys are writing a letter to Santa] Michael Showalter: Okay, here it is. Tell me what you think, you guys. backstreet boys Dear Santa... Michael Ian backstreet boys Black: [interrupting] No, no, no. I mean, you're not on a first name basis with the guy. Michael Showalter: [crumpling letter] Oh, God! You know what, Mike? I have just about really had it up to here with your condescension. You write it! Michael Ian Black: [writing letter] Dear Kris Kringle... David Wain: [interrupting] No, no, no. That's way too formal. |
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| [holds up cat] David Wain: Look at him! He's so william fichtner cute! Michael Showalter: What's his name? Michael Ian Black: I thought we could call him Flava Flav. Michael Showalter: Oh, like the rapper? Michael Ian Black: No, my grandfather's name was Flava Flav. Michael Ian Black: [trying to rake leaves, but holding rake upside down] It's not working! Michael Showalter: [putting leaves in a manila envelope] This will william fichtner take me forever. The bag is too william fichtner small. David Wain: [raking a tree trunk] Where are the leaves anyway? I feel like I'm in hell. Michael Ian Black: [Mother Nature appears] Mother Nature! Michael Showalter: [whispers] Mother of God! David Wain: Mother I'd like to fuck! Michael Ian Black: I like your jeans, Mother Nature. Mother Nature: How's the yard work going boys? Michael Showalter: Raking leaves is a lot harder than we thought it would be. |
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