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Armand: You're right. I'm afraid of your heat. Agador: [in a greenday scene after one in which he was dressed like Lucy] Armand, why don't you let me be in the greenday show? Armand: You look like Lucy's stunt double. Agador: [dancing around in red wig cleaning] No actually I'm a combination of Lucy and Ricky Armand: That's horrifying. Agador: My father was the shaman of his tribe and my mother was greenday the high priestess. Armand: So why the hell did they move to New Jersey? Agador: I don't know, they're so stupid. Katherine: Armand Goldman. Armand: Katie Archer, or is it "Mrs." something? Katherine: No. I'm between husbands. Armand: [to Agador] Pull yourself together! Because you have to cook dinner. I have to go find Albert. [Exits] Val: You... can *cook*, right? Agador: Your father seems to think so... Armand: Don't worry about that. |
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