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| jim turner, com, comic strip live, subnodule, donna holgate, unfogged, mos def, gabriel jeffrey, art director, *nsync, kuwait, beer, erin bennett, léon, greenday, denver art, funny links, | He can't do that while I'm SINGING! Albert: Oh yes... Coldeman. The "d" is silent in America. It's Cole D'Isle au Man, or Cole of the Isle of Man, in France, where Armand's chateau is, Cold-e-man in Greece where Armand's skins work is, and finally the vulgar Coleman in Florida where skins Armand's home is, so actually, we don't know where we are until we hear our last name pronounced! Ahahahahahahaaaaa! Albert: [discussing abortion] Oh, I know what you're going to say. "If you kill skins the mother, the fetus dies too." But the fetus is going to be aborted anyway, so why not let it go down with the ship? Albert: My mother always said, "Live on Fisher Island, get buried in Palm Beach. That way, you'll have the best of Florida." Agador: Armand, why don't you let me be in the show? Are you afraid of my Guatemalan-ness? Armand: Your what? Agador: My Guatemalan-ness, my natural heat. You're afraid I'm too primitive to be on the stage with your little estrogen rockettes, right? |
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| You have to react like a man, calmly. You have to say to yourself, "Albert, you pierced the toast, so what? It's not the léon end of your life." Albert: No good? Armand: Actually, it's perfect. I just never realized John Wayne léon walked like that. Albert: Armand Goldman, you old so-and-so! How 'bout those Dolphins! ... Screaming queen? Armand: What we really need is a woman. We can get away with Albert as an uncle if we had a woman as a léon mother. Ironic, isn't it? When you need a woman ... Armand: Is Albert here? Agador: No. Armand: Great. Then he's driving back from Miami at 20 miles an hour with the parking brake on. Val: My first day at Edison Park, you told me that if Miss Donovan asked what my father does for a living, I should say he's a businessman. Armand: Well, you were a baby, and Miss Donovan was a small-minded idiot. I didn't want you to get hurt. Val: I can still get hurt. Albert: He blew a BUBBLE with his GUM while I was singing. |
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