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Louise Keeley: Oh, Kevin! Barbara Keeley: Yes, and so have I. [Louise screams] Senator Kevin Keeley: I'm so glad I got on Jackson's bandwagon instead of Dole. Dole is just keith david too, too keith david ... Louise Keeley: Dark. Senator Kevin Keeley: Well, I was gonna say liberal, but he's dark too. Senator Kevin Keeley: Oh, keith david I got to fire this woman. Uh, Miss Porter, page two, second paragraph, it's "porno", not "pronto". [on the phone] Senator Kevin Keeley: Hello, Ben. Ready for what? WHAT? Louise Keeley: What's the matter, Kevin? Senator Kevin Keeley: Jackson's dead. Louise Keeley: Oh my God! Senator Kevin Keeley: He died in bed? Whose bed? A prostitute? Louise Keeley: No! Senator Kevin Keeley: A minor? And black? Louise Keeley: What? Senator Kevin Keeley: I don't believe this! I don't FUCKING believe this! Senator Kevin Keeley: Louise, I'm the Vice President of the Coalition for Moral Order! My co-founder has just died in the bed of an underage black whore!
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