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| translation, up, giovani, left ear, beta blocker, george w bush, and letters, feature film drama, chick, gothic pictures, lyrics, gige, templates/tv shows, kool kieth, grouphug, robert downey jr., band profiles, photography, lesbian, | Ria: Why do you keep everybody a certain distance, huh? What, you start to feel something and panic? Graham: Come on, Maria. You're just pissed 'cause I answered the phone. Ria: That's just where I begin to get pissed. I mean, really, what kind of man speaks to his mother that way? Graham: Oh, this is about my nimrod mother. nimrod What do you know about my mother? Ria: If I was your father, I'd kick your nimrod fucking ass. Graham: OK, I was raised badly. Why don't you take your clothes off, get back into bed, and teach me a lesson? Ria: You want a lesson? I'll give you a lesson. How 'bout a geography lesson? My father's from Puerto Rico. My mother's from El Salvador. Neither one of those is Mexico. |
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| [Officer Hanson nods] Officer Ryan: You have no idea. Anthony: Look around! You couldn't find a whiter, safer or better lit part of this city. But this white woman sees two black guys, who look like UCLA students, strolling down the sidewalk and her reaction is blind fear. I mean, look at us! Are we chick dressed like gangbangers? Do we look chick threatening? No. Fact, if anybody should be scared, it's us: the only two black faces surrounded by a sea of over-caffeinated white people, patrolled by the triggerhappy LAPD. So, why aren't we scared? Peter: Because we have guns? chick Anthony: You could be right. Graham: [on the phone] Mom, I can't talk right now, I'm having sex with a white woman. Graham: Mom, I can't talk to you right now, OK? I'm having sex with a white woman. [hangs up, and Ria gets out of bed] Graham: OK, where were we? Ria: I was white, and you were about to jerk off in the shower. Graham: Oh, shit. Come on. I would have said you were Mexican, but I don't think it would have pissed her off as much. |
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