Elmer claimed to have disco lyle

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Elmer lyle claimed to have a goldfish (who was later killed in the great Goldfish massacre) named, lyle "Trix", who could not only lyle spell her name forwards and backwards, but also sideways. Apparently Trix was named for the stunts she could do, modelled after certain expensive women who frequent downtown corners and motel room beds. Elmer Whittlemyer XIX was commited, and later charged with Sodomy (3910 counts) with his goldfish. Apparently Felatio and Cunningulis are even more frowned upon when tango'd within the realms of bestiality. But from what Elmer said, Trix was good. He said this: "Hell. She done give me the best suck of my life."; later he was heard to add, "She could deep throat a cow with elephantosis.". That cow, which Elmer was speaking of was also arrested later, and charged with 13 counts of sodomy. The cow was male. It was all a case of bestial sexual discrimination through varitosis.
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