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| industrial, cool, daveyhavok, wizardsof haute couture, tony soprano, east denver, saudi arabian, 1998, jerry gardner, mac donalds, aesthetics, what'sin a name?, open mike night, raymond j. barry, javascript, southeast suburbs, rock, lyle, group hug, themarshall mathers lp, smog, judy davis, nona gaye, banco de gaia, | An evil creature that should be killed. Here is how to kill a fish. Step 1. Get yourself a pole. Step 2. Get yourself a peice of long string that is very hard to break. Step 3. dreams Attached the piece of string to the pole. Step 4. Attached a peice of steel to the end of the string dreams that is not attached to the pole. The peice of steel should be bent into a semi-circle and should be pointed. It should also have a little sharp dreams peice at the end that will stop things from slipping off, were they to be stuck with the pointed end. Step 5. Get a little invertebrate creeping animal with a long limbless segmented body and stick the peice of steel through it. Step 6. Say this: "Yuck." Step 7. Stick the peice of metal and the small animal into a pool of water. The pool should have fish in it. |
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| Except to jerry gardner the fish, and they weren't talking. Except to each other. "Did you get the batteries?" they'd say. And "How about those Dolphins?" The dolphins weren't fish. They were a football team in Miami. The fish actually didn' care that much for football, but the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders were always kneeling on the ground, allowing small sneaky fish to sneak inside them for a free ride. Sometimes, when jerry gardner a small fish was hiding inside the vaginal orifice of a cheerleader, a fooball player would also jerry gardner try to sneak up inside her. This was very uncomfortable for the fish, until they started to sneal up tail-first, to their mouths were at the bottom. This led to a lot less cheerleaders being stuck into by football players, and was a big joke in fish circles. So, when a fish says, "How about those Dolphins?" he means "Stuck yourself into any cheerleaders lately?" Damn fish CHAPTER 44 Fish and how to kill them. Now lets not get all confused here. Here is the definition of FISH: An aquatic, oviparous, cold blooded vertebrate animal, provided with permanent gills, usually covered with scales, and progressing by means of fins. |
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