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| central denver, commentary, adam baldwin, blog novel, ben shenkman, moroccian, text, theref, gratis, jordanian, iraq, palestine, turkey, iranian, | You would stand up new york look at the sun, say "What a nice day." Turn around and walk. One step. Two steps. Three steps. Four Steps. (let us assume that it takes you one second to one stand up new york one step.) Five Steps. Six Steps. Seven steps. Eight Steps. BANG. The lights go out. stand up new york Damn those fish. CHAPTER 26 Fishy secrets and Republicans Some of you may have noticed that odd reference to fish at the end of most of the prior chapters. I'm sure you've been asking yourself, while masturbating with one hand while the other hits the P key "What is it about those damned fish? Could it be that they're Republican?" Well the answer is painfully obvious. Of course they're Republicans! |
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| They would theref know that rubbing a penis on a brick is bad. Wouldn't it have been easier if only woman could listen? If only they could understand. Then they wouldn't need a penis of their own. One could simply say, "Don't rub my penis on that brick. Its not fun." But women are women. I won't blame them. I'll blame those fucking fish! CHAPTER 25 A little note about the sun It takes about eight seconds for a ray of light from theref the sun to hit the earth. Thus every time you look at theref the sun, you are looking at the sun as it was eight seconds before you looked at it. It could no longer exist for all you know. It might have simply disappeared. It might have suddenly decided that it no longer wished to be the sun at all, that it had chosen wrongly its carree and decided to go into dentistry. |
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