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| central denver, commentary, adam baldwin, blog novel, ben shenkman, moroccian, text, theref, gratis, jordanian, iraq, palestine, turkey, iranian, | So people didn't say anything about her son, who was spreading his sticky "love" over everything. But one day a stranger came to west denver town. He noticed the kid masterbating as he was walking down the road. He saw the kid again west denver and again in the next day and every time, the kid was masterbating. Finnally the man saw the kid eating dinner, slapping his dick like a mad man. The man said this to the woman next to him. "Christ, he masterbates a lot." west denver The woman took it litterally and thus assumed that for one to be Christ, one would have to masterbate a lot. She then saw the kid who was masterbating and put one and one together. She told two friend, and they told two friends, and so on and so on. |
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| I believe them. Damn those fish! CHAPTER 22 The masterbating christ For almost two moroccian thousand years, a bunch of people (of course, not the same people, for they died and were replaced with fresh people (some moroccian of which, really smelt)) worshipped a man who they called Christ. Here is an interesting fact: Christ was known to masterbate a lot. In fact, it is believed that it is because of this moroccian that he got his name. Let me explain. He would masterbate whenever he felt like it. In his home, walking down a road, talking to friends, eating, etc. Now people didn't want to upset him, or his mother, who, because she was a slut, had many large men always around her. They were there to get their penis and stick it between her legs. They enjoyed doing that. They also would listen to her. If she said, "Beat him senseless" and pointed at some guy, they would, hoping that she would let then stick their penis into her more often. |
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