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| central denver, commentary, adam baldwin, blog novel, ben shenkman, moroccian, text, theref, gratis, jordanian, iraq, palestine, turkey, iranian, | But that is a good thing, virgin for if he had, he probably would have masturbated. Oh, those cunning damn fish! CHAPTER 21 The man who never masterbated Another odd fact: There once was a man who never masterbated. He is now dead. He was killed, in fact, due to the fact that he never masterbated, although the killers didn't know virgin that , they also didn't know that I knew that they masterbated. They did after all, quite regularily. And they usually did it in groups of five to seven. One day they killed a man, virgin this was the man who never masterbated. And as a joke, they stuck him up on a cross. They found this very funny. The man soon died. He of course, didn't. Didn't find it funny. The men later claimed that fish had made them kill the man. |
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