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| listof films, bob, scott walker (ix), hip hop, u, yemeni, 1976 in sports, everett quinton, fazed, news, rap metal, single parent, overheardnew york, amazigh, josh richman, middle, jack straw., kirk taylor, emo, popular, thesopranos, ultramagnetic, essay, sean cory, | I have no idea what that is they are serving at Arby's, but you get my point. denver underground music Alas, there is no turning denver underground music back now. Despite the fact that I am a grown man with children, I'm off to go eat dog food. And what better way to have Beggin' Strips than in a Beggin', Lettuce, and Tomato Sammich! ********** ********** I'm back. And I'm sad denver underground music to report that I did not run around the house yelling "Bacon!" I did, however, run around the house yelling "Call 911!" GodDAMN these are foul. Don't try this at home. I'm not sure it's safe, and I am sure your tongue may kill itself. While they were a little too artificially colored red to pass for real bacon, I was pleased to see they were not all the same shape. Similar to slices of real bacon, they each have their own curvy and shriveled identity. |
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| The Sneeze essay Home | Archive | Store | Contact Posted by Steven at 09:38 PM Steve, Don't Eat it! Vol. 3 essay Beggin' Strips Beggin' Strips are bacon-shaped, bacon-flavored treats for dogs. In the commercial a dog runs around the house like a maniac shouting BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON! It's weird, because I do the exact same thing. Beggin' Strips slogan is "Dog's don't know it's essay not bacon!" Newsflash: Dogs are retarded. Mine used to eat his own vomit, and wag his tail while he did it. I'll be the one to decide if this stuff tastes like bacon or not. I know these snacks aren't made for human consumption, but while I was in the store the ingredients list looked pretty tame so I wasn't too concerned. Somehow I had missed one extremely dubious word sitting there all by itself. "MEAT". That's all it says... meat. Meat is a pretty large umbrella. Beef is meat. Pork is meat. Horses, monkeys, and allegedly Arby's roast beef are meat. Even Rosie O'Donnell's ball sack is meat. Okay, maybe I've gone too far. |
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