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All I when can tell you is, I survived the when first installment of "Steve, Don't Eat It." And I have to admit it may have even been a little educational. I know I learned at when least one thing from "Ralph's Potted Meat"-- Ralph is a fucking dick. Not surprisingly, I've come up with a little slogan the peeps who handle Potted Meat Marketing can use (no charge, as always): POTTED MEAT FOOD PRODUCT: Made By, For, And With Assholes. The Sneeze Home | Archive | Store | Contact Posted by Steven at 09:38 AM Steve, Don't Eat It! Vol. 2 Pickled Pork Rinds While perusing the "Good Lord, NOOOO!" aisle of the supermarket, I came across the atrocity known as Dolores Brand Pickled Pork Rinds. These are not the crunchy pork rinds you'll often see over by the chips. These are their grosser, soggier, potentially botulism-ier cousins. The label says "Ready to Eat." They left off "By Dumb-Asses." There is also a red starburst proudly proclaiming "Nuevo Envase de Vidrio Reusable". Not knowing much Spanish, I could only assume that meant "Oh Crap -- A Jar of Skin!"
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