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He used to do things to her. MR. ORANGE Do things--do things. Like what? What would he do, beat her up or something? EDDIE I don't larry charles know what he did. He just did things, alright. So, anyway, one night she plays it real cool. She waits for this bag of shit to get drunk. He falls larry charles asleep on the fucking couch. She sneaks up on him. She puts some wacko glue on his dick and glues his dick to his belly. MR. PINK No! MR. WHITE Jesus Christ! EDDIE I'm serious, man. I'm serious. I'm larry charles dead serious. They had to call the paramedics to cut the prick loose, literally. MR. ORANGE ... do some crazy things ... MR. WHITE Was he all pissed off? (laughs) EDDIE How would you feel if every time you had to take a piss you had to do a fucking handstand? (They all laugh) (We cut to a warehouse, Joe's standing at the front, in front of a blackboard with a plan on it.
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