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| oman, denver artist, band names, palestine, collateral, we take ourselves seriously. we do. lookin' at mediatic ideas of politics, trans, puff daddy, skins, danny, italian mafia, gangsters, | Okay, roll over! Good boy! Now go take a steamy dump in your master's shoe. Go on! Get! In closing, the only silver lining to this dark dark cloud is I have figured out why so many comedy dogs lick their own assholes. They are trying to kill the taste of Beggin' Strips. (By the way, it doesn't work.) (All Steve, Don't Eat It's can comedy be found here.) The Sneeze Home | Archive | Store | Contact Posted by Steven at 08:01 PM Steve, Don't Eat It! -- 1991 Urkel-Os Years ago, my friend Lisa gave me an autographed box of Urkel-O's cereal. It is signed: "To Steve -- God Bless, Jaleel White." I don't know, but if I were God, I'm not sure I'd listen to Urkel. In fact, I think my Godly response might be something like, "Hey, fuck you, Urkel. |
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| Oopsie. Typo. I meant to say "the smoky puke of a thousand maniacs." To put it simply, this is the devil's bacon. Even a healthy dose of bread, mayo, lettuce and tomato couldn't come close to masking the evil. The bitter nastiness literally got worse with every chew, we take ourselves seriously. we do. lookin' at mediatic ideas of politics and I was overcome by the urge we take ourselves seriously. we do. lookin' at mediatic ideas of politics to go in the backyard and eat grass until we take ourselves seriously. we do. lookin' at mediatic ideas of politics it was all out of me. The following is a message to all dogs who read The Sneeze: First, sit. Sit! Good boy. Now listen to me. Beggin' Strips do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT TASTE LIKE BACON. You are all being played for chumps! Alright, now give me your paw. |
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