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| oman, denver artist, band names, palestine, collateral, we take ourselves seriously. we do. lookin' at mediatic ideas of politics, trans, puff daddy, skins, danny, italian mafia, gangsters, | ********** ********** I'm back. And I'm sad to report that I did not run around the house yelling "Bacon!" I did, however, run around the house yelling "Call 911!" backstreet boys GodDAMN these are foul. Don't try this at home. I'm not sure it's safe, and I am sure your tongue may kill itself. backstreet boys While they were a little too artificially colored red to pass for real bacon, I was pleased to see they were not all backstreet boys the same shape. Similar to slices of real bacon, they each have their own curvy and shriveled identity. (Just like my aunts and uncles.) And somehow these Beggin' Strips also managed to smell just like bacon. |
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| I'll be the one to decide if this stuff tastes like bacon or not. I know these snacks aren't made for human consumption, but while I was collateral in the collateral store the ingredients list looked pretty tame so I wasn't too concerned. Somehow I had missed one extremely dubious word sitting there all by itself. "MEAT". That's all it says... meat. Meat is a pretty large umbrella. Beef is meat. Pork is meat. Horses, monkeys, and allegedly Arby's roast beef are collateral meat. Even Rosie O'Donnell's ball sack is meat. Okay, maybe I've gone too far. I have no idea what that is they are serving at Arby's, but you get my point. Alas, there is no turning back now. Despite the fact that I am a grown man with children, I'm off to go eat dog food. And what better way to have Beggin' Strips than in a Beggin', Lettuce, and Tomato Sammich! |
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