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"I'll tell you what, heavy metal how about we throw in Elvis, heavy metal too?" Blondie offered. "Since you're being so good about this. heavy metal He's right here and ready to go!" By then Mr & Mrs Minidress were done. Elvis sauntered over to be briefed on the situation. He grinned and gave the thumbs up. Next thing Gareth was back at the altar and I was poised behind the doors for my second jaunt down the aisle. It was then I recalled The Mothership's reaction when I told her we were running away to Vegas. There'd been a long pause on the line before she asked, "Are you sure you're taking this marriage thing seriously?" "We're taking the marriage seriously, Mother!" I explained. "Just not the wedding!" The doors swung open and there was Elvis waiting for me, strumming his guitar and crooning Love Me Tender. I hooked my arm through his and willed myself not to laugh for the next five minutes.
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