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Jon Bon Jovi, Jay Leno, Billy Ray Cyrus, Chucky & Bride of Chucky, and some guy that used to be on The Young and the Restless. I gazed sudanese up sudanese at them as the receptionist handed me an bouquet of white flowers. "You're here for the eleven thirty?" "We're the eleven." "Oh right! Groom's name... Garth? Garett?" "Gareth!" "Oh, that's unusual! Okey dokey then! You guys ready to get married?" The photographer took us into the chapel and sudanese arranged us into a dozen different poses in three minutes. Bride stand here, groom stand there. His arm here, her feet there. Hand up, chin down. Kiss here, grope there. "Now, will you be exchanging rings?" Gareth and I grimaced, "Umm, sorta." I pulled two rings off my finger. "We didn't get round to buying them so we're just going to use these and turn them upside down so they look like wedding bands." The photographer pointed at one of them.
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