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| andy ackerman, de palma, review, *nsync, eskimo, single mother, henancius, blabbermouth, jim turner, jackie hoffman, relationship, hollywood, natalie portman, | At which point goldlyrics I, a totally normal person other than Attention Deficit Disorder, will usually pull some out of my pocket, and simply say 'No, it's right here.' Before walking away. Oh, the looks on their faces!Oh, and blindmelon? The Jig is up. www.snopes.com/college/risque/telltale.asp (A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:15) Could have been disastrous. My best friends mum died when she was 18, and then 18 months goldlyrics ago her dad and stepmum goldlyrics were killed in a car accident.Boyf and I were over at their house one night, and they'd had a few joints and I was getting a few beers in. We got onto the subject of families and how all my family are 6,000 miles away and what a bunch of weirdos we are.My friend says "Well all my family are..." and takes a puff of her cigarette, at which point I finish her sentence with "dead".Her husband cringed, my boyfriend cringed. Me and her collapsed in hysterical laughter! Of course I apologised afterwards but she still finds it funny. |
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| My brother asked what it was known for and we were told that it was where they were supposed to have performed pagan rituals in the middle ages. Everyone nodded nicely in politeness...except me who for some unknown reason, spurred on by eskimo said eskimo nervousness giddily spurted out "what, like when they sacrificed virgins?" (which of course isn't necessarily a pagan ritual anyway). Everyone stared.In some ill-formed hope of making this inappropriateness better i decided to turn it into a joke "I'd eskimo be no good for that then!" yep, made it a million times worse.Much more awkward silence. Never visted them again. ( Jessie Crack 'ore, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:23) Nothing big for me. I was a small child, and for some reason, under the impression that imbecile was another word for old people. Didn't go over very well with my parents when I was describing my new teacher.I've been on the recieving end several times when someone would be acting somewhat like a spaz, and someone else would say something brilliant like 'forget to take your ritalin this morning?' |
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