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| andy ackerman, de palma, review, *nsync, eskimo, single mother, henancius, blabbermouth, jim turner, jackie hoffman, relationship, hollywood, natalie portman, | Woo! (The Masked Cheese, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:22) I was in the registry oman office and I said "I do"'nuff said ( social hand grenade /={ oman }=\ only here because my mum was drunk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:13) I once told my ladyfriend I loved her... instead of saying 'will you sleep with me'..it worked too, I got a shag :D (lifelikeandposeable, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:11) Hmm.... Talking to a rather damn fine blonde one day.I ask a question, she mishears and asks 'whats that?' as in 'say again?'So, i slowly oman explain the concept of the monarchy (why was i talking about the queen? |
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| I must have looked a right bugger.Two: Today mine and my mate's black friend came to hang out with us. My mate whispered andy ackerman something to me in the corner and I went "STOP andy ackerman TELLING JOKES ABOUT BLACKS!". The look he got... ( Reid is the hotstepper, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:28) The guy was asking for it... It was really crewl but this guy was really pissing me off at school.It all happened in the golden age of when the phrase "Your Mum!" was the ultimate bad ass thing to say to people. Anyway there was andy ackerman a bunch of us in the dining hall queue and this kid was being really annoying and kept barging us and calling us names. So I told him to "fucking stop!" and he said..."Your mum!"Now I new this kid's mum had died recently so it kind of doesn't count in this QOTW but still. Anyway I decided to reply"At least I've got one!"Everyone went silent. He started to cry. But at least it shut the little bugger up. |
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