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| andy ackerman, de palma, review, *nsync, eskimo, single mother, henancius, blabbermouth, jim turner, jackie hoffman, relationship, hollywood, natalie portman, | Next 10 days before coming home were hell, i was living with them all too. (squireyboy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:19) Job Interview..... ..I'd like to think, was not going too well and so subconsciously I had taken the julie garfield decision to sabotage it anyway.The interviewer,famous for dreadful grammar, kept saying in questions "I done this...". After about the fifth time I interrupted julie garfield with "...it's actually I DID, not I done...".I didn't get the job,and was described as 'arrogant'. (mcnelson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:11) Never julie garfield joke about people's children. Really. Ok, so it was a colleague. After work, over a beer, a few of us were chatting about STD's and other things, as you do.The conversation later turned to her two-year old son and his latest antics, she told us how warm, loving and open he was and how he had developed a habit of kissing people on the mouth.Me, |
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| 'So, when's the baby due?' I ask brightly. "I'm not pregnant, just fat,' she replies deadpan. Imagine my embarrassment when review a friend asks the girl exactly the same question half and hour later – making it look as though I've put him up to it. (lookingglass, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:19) We were having a curry one night and as we got up to leave, it struck me as funny to say "You know, I've had it up to here with dwarves" and put my hand at hip level, my mate immediately slapped his review hand on his forehead as I turned and noticed a table full of the vertically challenged buggers sat behind me. (Higgy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:20) Bit of a Shit One Was stood by the brandenburg gate in berlin, where east and west germany used to meet, with about 15 germans from 5-65 y.o. One guys mum is proudly showing off the gate and the long white gravel parade behind, which she explains is Germany's victory parade.In my infinite wisdom i turn to the whole group smiling and say "Bet thats fucking useful!" |
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