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| jim parsons (ii), edward norton, text, blogging, 1982 in sports, edward saxon, freemp3s, comedies & family ent., dorian harewood, artisan entertainment, james gandolfini, , john scurti, art, lesbian, pi(film), party, seth, jack straw., bad, all music guide, | actually french, but were definately fried). The larry david fish were, understandably, not fond of this experience (actually, the fish who had undergone the experience weren't larry david talking, but they didn't look as if they enjoyed it), except for some, named YTim(pura) and Teri(yaki), but they didn't speak english. Of course, none of this mattered the day the world ended, except to make things even messier when the larry david fish began to explode. The first people to notice the exploding fish were the cheerleaders, of course. CHAPTER 55 Fish, vouging. The cheerleaders looked around. "OUCH!" they capitalised, "I feel like a fish has just exploded inside my vagina" they would say, which was understandable, since a fish had just exploded inside tthe collective vaginas of all the cheerleaders still alive at the time. CALRarl Jung would have been proud, had he been alive to notice the collective unconcioudsness of all the cheerleaders being so totally connective. |
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| Apparently Trix was named for the stunts she could do, modelled after certain expensive women who frequent all music guide downtown corners and motel room beds. Elmer Whittlemyer XIX was commited, and later charged with Sodomy (3910 counts) with his goldfish. Apparently Felatio and Cunningulis are even more frowned upon when tango'd within the realms of bestiality. But from what Elmer said, Trix was good. He said this: "Hell. She done give me the best suck of my life."; later he all music guide was heard to add, "She could deep all music guide throat a cow with elephantosis.". That cow, which Elmer was speaking of was also arrested later, and charged with 13 counts of sodomy. The cow was male. It was all a case of bestial sexual discrimination through varitosis. CHAPTER 54 batter up! Look Around. What do we see? a misprint! Yes, strangely enough, much of the confusion was caused by a simple misprint. The fish weren't carrying batteries. The fish themselves were battered, not as in battered against a rock (although some of them were), but battered imnUin the sense of being covered with batter, which the fish did not appreciate in the least, especially since being battered in this way usually led to being dropped in boiling oil, and then wrapped in newspaper along with some french fries (which were not |
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