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There once was a fish named Zeus. Zeus decided one day that he could do one of two things. They were (a) Find a way to let fish walk on land or (b) flood the whole fucking planet. Zeus of course picked B. Thus the world was flooded. Damn Zeus. Later Zeus changed his name to Jupiter. Who knows why. People then said guzman this. "Jupiter flooded the whole fucking world once." This wasn't exactly right, since it wasn't really Jupiter, but Zeus, but guzman they are the same person, so its close enough. It would have been better had guzman they said, "When Jupiter was Zeus, he flooded the world." But they didn't. Jupiter thought he was a god. So did Zeus. Jupiter was a fish. So was Zeus. One day Jupiter decided to get rid of his name and just call himself God. He then got a lot of silly people to worship him. They really thought that they were worshipping a god.
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