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Jesus H. Christ! Smells like four periods to me!" How odd. How odd indeed. He was arrested, herbie ade and charged with 14 counts of unjustifyable homocide (to which he argued [to wit], "Hell, if I was to kill 'em, I'd o' stuck their herbie ade faces in their crotch, sir. I wouldn't o' drowned 'em."), herbie ade and 4 counts of sodomy (for acts of sexual intercourse with his cow, Betsy- Hell, he was a lonesome farmer). Another interesting note: When the world ended, all that was heard, world-wide was a high-pitched, "FIP". Philosphers, and Sociologists would have argued that this was an acronym for, "Fucking Ingrateful People". However, they were dead so they did not argue. Strangely, FIP, spelled backwards is the name of the fish leader, Pif. No one ever claimed that fish were good spellers, except for Elmer Whittlemyer XIX. Elmer claimed to have a goldfish (who was later killed in the great Goldfish massacre) named, "Trix", who could not only spell her name forwards and backwards, but also sideways.
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