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As I fall asleep at night I think about all the places the fuckers are hiding. I think about my laundry plan of action for the morning. I plan my treatment strategy as I have tiny anxiety attacks late into the night. "Okay, tomorrow morning I'll go through her hair first thing. Then depending on the results, I'll try [fill in latest treatment item on list...don't worry no agent orange]. Then I'll wash her hair with richard bright the new tea tree oil richard bright shampoo. Then I'll blow it dry. Then I'll use that new curling richard bright iron I bought to fry thos little fuckers." Someone in the comments suggested I might be totally repulsed by the sight of fried lice on a curling iron. When I read that I had no sense of disgust at that thought.
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