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| Strip mall. APPLE'S WORLD HEADQUARTERS. Strip mall. See? All The San Jose without the VRML. SAN FRANCISCO: Population 764,049. Home of the Golden Gate Bridge, Fisherman's Wharf, Chinatown, and around 700,000 people pissed off that they have to take their out-of-town friends personals around said touristy areas. ("Here's the fucking bridge. Here's the fucking wharf. Have your fucking bowl personals of Clam Chowder in the fucking bread personals bowl." This is usually said while everyone is wearing their designer jackets, hoping that their hip friends from the Mission won't spot them in the uncool part of town.) PROS: In twenty to thirty years, when you're fifty and you have three kids, you can be at that swank party in the Hamptons and be all, "Well, I lived in San Francisco when I was young!" And your friends will be all, "San Francisco? How rebellious and uncouth!" And you will laugh over tea and crumpets and we will all hate you. But at least you have tea and crumpets. |
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