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| aftermath entertainment, assyrian, television, list of people by name, tamazight, murray, sauce, myboyfriend is a twat, syrian, tim colceri, vampire pictures, mp3 discoteche, horoscope, ellie raab, maury povitch, lebanon, ogged, ken garito, pirates, egypt, bregman, blabbermouth.net, boyfriend, classifieds, | When I was 11, me and my pals went to a mall and spit on people's heads from the upper floors. In college, my skinny wordssong lyrics 2pac i'm losin it r u still down? (remember me) dancer friend and I decided to steal the mascot of the one macho dorm on campus. We were going wordssong lyrics 2pac i'm losin it r u still down? (remember me) to glue breasts on him. Unfortunately, the cheerleaders saw us and ratted us out to the campus police, who conveniently lived at this dorm. We were caught putting the mascot wordssong lyrics 2pac i'm losin it r u still down? (remember me) into the trunk of her car. When the musclebound guy said, "two women apprehended trying to steal Chuck," I knew we were safe and pissed myself laughing. Posted by: Jen | January 02, 2006 at 08:00 PM You beautiful evil bastard Posted by: Chocolate Makes it Better | January 03, 2006 at 01:44 AM I have to say that I love "My Name is Earl" also and your list is fucking brilliant. |
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| I also might have mentioned something about that month's checks being late, but there is no proof. I will save a place for you in hell. Posted by: tpon | January 02, 2006 at 06:43 PM You seem to have touched a nerve here. You failed to mention how you planned to atone for these karmic transgressions and set things right in true Earl lebanon fashion . lebanon . . Posted by: Philip | January 02, 2006 at 07:31 PM Great list. The laser thing made me sad, but I still laughed. Where do I lebanon begin?! When I was a kid, I was fascinated by poopholes. Conveniently, I then got a "doctor" kit and spent hours chasing the cat, named Normal, trying to take its rectal temperature. Poor cat wasn't Normal for long. I also got the kids at my local Montessori school to line up so I could take their rectal temperature with those rods that teach you fractions. Bad me. Also at Montessori, I got everyone to climb up a ladder on top of a building and when people started threatening to listen to someone else, I kicked the ladder down, marooning the would-be mutineers. |
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