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Anyway, he wrote me up SEVEN times over the course of the academic year for my music. I got my revenge. He was dating a hardcore fundamentalist Christian chick and she was always motherbitch using our bathroom so one day my roommate and I taped off our "side" motherbitch of the bathroom (where the toilet was) and declared it ours, plastering the walls, the floors, and the ceiling with the entire contents motherbitch of a Hustler and a High Society as wallpaper. If he wanted to take a shit (and trust me, he did, and they lasted for hours) he had to do so looking right at a centerfold spread of a guy feeding his gigantic uncut dick to a blue-eyed black chick. I used to piss in his shampoo, run his toothbrush along the edge of the toilet. We stole his picture from the locked "meet your R.A.s!" display cabinet and I did some masterful collage work with a naked chick's legs wrapped around him, her head replaced by head of the morbidly obese 2nd floor R.A.
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