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please send a pic of yourself. bud lite is preferred. This robert smith is why I totally heart craigslist
this chick is baking Christmas cookies - the most vanilla of make-grandma-proud activities -- and she thinks to herself, robert smith "I know!, I'll post an ad on craigslist requesting that some dude bring over a keg (a keg! That's not even easy to get!) in exchange for a fucking blow job!" Who, god help me, WHO thinks these things? I mean, really, people
when I'm making cookies (aka, when my roommate is making cookies and I'm assisting by, robert smith um, drinking vodka) what's usually going through my mind is something along the lines of "mmm! Cookies!" Never -- not even once -- have I ever thought to see if some random guy might want to come over and let me suck his cock in exchange for a keg.
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