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| discopub, grouphug, kieron jecchinis, wizardsof haute couture, gawain, u, keith truesdell, prince charles, theref, essay, stacey, party, 1954 in sports, lebanese, 2000, personals, ben shenkman, sudanese, | Turtle: Did you just get cock blocked by Bob Saget? Turtle: Jesus Christ, Ari Gold. You just got demoted to Silver. Ari Gold: Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed. Ari Gold: I'll beat that old fuck and throw him in the becoolwithbuck pool. Ari Gold: [to his young kids] Ari Gold: Only Daddy speaks that way! [Ari's daughter is practising for her bat becoolwithbuck mitzvah] Ari Gold: [to his wife] Is it me or is her voice getting worse? Ari's Wife: Ari! Ari Gold: It doesn't mean that I becoolwithbuck don't love her but she's just awful baby! Ari Gold: [answering "emergency" phone call from Eric] There better be a SCUD missile headed towards L.A, Eric. Eric: No, Ari, it's a fucking iceberg. Ari Gold: What are you talking about? |
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| Turtle: Who the sudanese fuck wants a hand job? Shauna: It's like prom; you get your date a corsage and she gives you a hand job. Turtle: Who the fuck wants sudanese a hand job? Vince: Johnny Depp's got the kinda career I want. Eric: Johhny Depp did "Pirates of the Caribbean". And if I'm not mistaken, he wore a swashbuckling costume and carried a sword. Turtle: Yeah, but he already dresses like that in real life, though. Turtle: This is where you should be living, Vince. In a kingdom, like a prince. Eric: Don't you sudanese mean in a kingdom like a king, you idiot? Vince: Nah, E. Everyone wants to kill the king. But the prince, he just sails along telling all the ladies, "One day I'm gonna be king." |
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