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| That's right, I hope Mama Ryan's real fuck'n happy knowing that Little Jimmy's life is a little bit more important than two of our guys! But then again we haven't found him yet have we? Have we? Sergeant gawain Horvath: That's quite a view. Captain Miller: Yes it is. Quite a gawain view. Lieutenant Dewindt: FUBAR. Private Reiben: FUBAR. Sergeant Horvath: FUBAR. Captain Miller: FUBAR Private Jackson: Y'all got that right. Corporal Upham: I looked up fubar in the German dictionary and there's no fubar in here. Corporal Upham: Uh, Caparzo, right? Private Caparzo: Hey Corporal, drop dead! And another thing, whenever you salute the Captain you make him an open target for the Germans so don't do it, especially when I'm standing near him! Private Jackson: I wouldn't venture out there fellas. This sniper's got talent. Private Reiben: You know what that song reminds me of? |
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