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Cheney but welker white your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so welker white empty, without me So, come on and dip, rum on your lips Fuck that, cum on welker white your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! Debbie is Eminem's mom, by the way, for those of you whom, like me, came late to the Eminem Show, the mother who sued her son Marshall for $10 million dollars after he said in a song that "my mom smokes more pot than I do." (His lawyer, Paul Rosenberg, replied: "Truth is an absolute defense to defamation charges.") She got an out-of-court settlement of $25,000 from the son who makes a million bucks every time he sneezes. And now, all his lawsuits settled, Eminem, that is to say, Marshall Mathers, is taking on bigger targets.
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