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| grouphug, kieron jecchinis, wizardsof haute couture, gawain, u, keith truesdell, prince charles, theref, essay, stacey, party, 1954 in sports, lebanese, 2000, personals, ben shenkman, | It is not known why this man dresses like Elvis. Possibly, this uncertainty is for the best. cool Whatever you do, do not refer to the fact cool that he is dressed like Elvis Presley, the famed singer, in any way shape or form, or he will literally lash out at you, possibly with a flying-death-crane karate chop. link :: Comments (4) :: November 2, 2004 This election day, I am thinking of cool a genius King of the Hill Episode from four years ago, "The Perils of Polling," in which Hank becomes disillusioned (to the point of existential crisis) with George W. Bush because of the presidential candiate's weak handshake. So on election day, instead of voting, Dale Gribble and Hank take off for a day of shopping at the outlet mall, and Dale attempts to assure Hank's subversion by driving into Mexico. |
Best Mature Paysites
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| The King is known to say things such as "Jes Sloooow it down, Brother," in authentic Elvis-speak. Wish this were just joke for list, but this is real. I repeat, theref THIS GUY ACTUALLY EXISTS IN 3-D FLESH AND BONE. HE DRESSES LIKE ELVIS, BUT IS NO WHERE NEAR AS LIKABLE; IT IS ALSO WIDELY DOUBTED THAT HE ACTS, SINGS OR WOOS WOMEN. Always asks to talk theref to the manager by name to critique theref waiter, food, and service. Talks about Vegas and California a lot, using the phrases, "Man" and "Oh, Yeah, Man". When he leaves, he always asks to leave through the back. No kidding. Even if it is locked or barricaded by booster chairs. Hated so much by waitstaff, no one even says that he has left the building, much less announces it. |
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