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| link :: Comments (2) :: November 18, 2004 TWO OF THE MOST FAMOUS EL CHICO REGULARS WHO DO NOT TIP SHIT AND ARE DULY LOATHED. by J.R. Cope 1. The Milk Lady - Caucasian Female. Approx. 5'4". Overweight. Glasses. Flat affect in voice. Wal-Mart shopper. Runs you ragged. Always orders Chocolate Milk for self, not her messy, cheese-throwing half-chimp off-spring who usually have Sprite, if it makes it to their mouths before it hits the table. Milk Lady prince charles hated venomously prince charles by entire waitstaff for her propensity to tip a dollar prince charles after endless bitching and her kids destroying table. Sometimes known to ask for the manager at the drop of a spoon. Expert level skills at the 50 cent "Grab a Toy" machine near front entrance. The bitch always gets her toy like Roy. Cold, calculating stare behind thick frames. |
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