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| hard rock feeds, jordanian, morocco, commerciale, ultramagnetic, gabriel jeffrey, vampire pictures, carmela soprano, review, action, italian mafia, dirnt, bisexual, davina, sobrante, berber, journal, keith david, sounds, billy gallo, discography, feature film comedy, | Said Shorty, "I hope somebody tries sincity to break in tonight, because sincity the only thing he gets to eat is niggers, and he ain't eat for a week." Classic Shorty: he was at our river house in Bluffton once (God knows why; Vagabond Villa was supposed to be my mother's safe haven, or panic room, if you will) and my little brother went into the bathroom to take a leak. Shorty was already in there, sincity and when my brother (all of 9 or 10) tried to leave, Shorty would have none of it. "Come on in, boy, there's room enough for both of us!" Shorty had to hike his short right leg up on the edge of the toilet to keep his balance while whizzing, and my brother had to try to tinkle while Shorty shot out a huge thick stream of hard yellow piss that foamed up the entire bowl. |
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| Cokes were a dime in Shorty's machine. The little six and a half ouncers. Real Cokes. Once those assholes switched to beet sugar instead of cane sugar they were peddling a bastard product. But I digress. Dad, being Oliver Wendell Holmes Gentleman Agrarian, gave Shorty a piece of land on the edge of our billy gallo farm to build a house on, so that Shorty would be in close proximity to "work on our farm equipment". Therefore Shorty was billy gallo always around. My mother found him disgusting and appalling, which accounts for my father's desire to billy gallo keep Shorty close at hand. A couple of things about Shorty, just in case you thought he was human. He once beat a decorated black Vietnam veteran senseless with a tire iron for the offense of requesting service on his car. He also had a dog, half-wolf, chained up in his garage for security. He told me to stay away from the dog, because he was so mean. |
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