intellectual, 1998, artisan entertainment, confession, commentary, relationship, skins, sales, dark comedy, boobies, gardolins, online art, lanny flaherty, arabian, 1982 in sports, octavio gómez, mike, eileen nicholas, crash(full screen edition),
|
You mean they let tour dates you? Even after falling for my "dirty trick" and devasting your own system? Okay Mr. Cass (rhymes with... *g*), you got me, I'll confess. I convinced a multimillion dollar software company to risk getting sued so we could play a dirty trick on you (and you alone, no one else was "devestated"). tour dates I started all the rumors on ICQ and then created this website just to lure you in. In fact, the entire Internet was in on the dirty trick... DARPA created it just for you tour dates and millions of people have been pretending to use it so we could trick you into downloading a virus. It was a lot of work but you are just so special that we had to do it. On behalf of myself, Symantec, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency and the millions of people on the net, we are truly sorry for angering you and promise never to do it again.
|