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| intellectual, 1998, artisan entertainment, confession, commentary, relationship, skins, sales, dark comedy, boobies, gardolins, online art, lanny flaherty, arabian, 1982 in sports, octavio gómez, mike, eileen nicholas, crash(full screen edition), | 7:00 am: Uses a stolen password to log into a porn website and take care of hormonal urges. 7:01 am: Cleans keyboard and mouse. 7:05 am: Logs into ICQ and forwards messages to everyone on his contact list. 7:20 am: Gets a new UIN when he finally figures out that everyone has his old number on their Ignore Lists. 7:25 am: and letters Enters a random chat. 7:27 am: Gets booted from a random chat. 7:30 am: Visits his favorite HaXoR website and downloads and letters the latest warez. 8:00 am: Runs new ICQ hacking program and unknowingly and letters infects his computer with a trojan backdoor. 8:05 am: Gives up trying to figure out new program since it is too complicated (ie. has more than one button to click on). |
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| Are they so bored with their own pitiful lives that they have nothing better to do than boobies pester other people? What do they do all day to fill their miserable existence? Let's take a look into little Johnny's morning on the day he found my boobies website (I'm assuming the above poster is a male and that it's highly unlikely the message was written by my mother *g*). 6:00 am: Wakes-up and tells parents that he is too sick to go to school. Since he inherited his IQ from them they boobies believe him. 6:05 am: Changes out of wet pajamas and puts on SkAtEr DuDe t-shirt and pants. 6:10 am: Eats candy bar for breakfast, then slips out to garage for a quick smoke. 6:30 am: Logs on to AOL and checks e-mail... thinks a Nigerian banker wants to make him rich, sends dad's bank account number (so much for the college tuition fund, but then it probably would have been wasted anyway). |
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