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| carlito, donna holgate, myboyfriend is a twat, audio, eminemlyrics, diary, lamont, movies, up, black comedy, 1977 in sports, insomniac, | -I tried to chat up another guy, only to get angry rants and frowns. I don't know what this guy's problem was when seriously. -The only people when I managed not to offend and actually befriend were the 3 bouncers. We were all sober so we made fun of drunk people together. I won them over because I called one of them 'son'. They were like, "girl no when you didn't". -4am, we all escorted drunk Rugby Lawyer back to his apartment, who by this time (several vodkas later) was obliterated. We made peanut butter cookies, drank a beer, and watched Friday the 13th Part 3. -6 am, though only stops from my apt we all decide to crash at Rugby Lawyers. This is the funny part of the story, Rugby Lawyer thought I had stayed over because I was interested in him. I don't why I find this to be hilarious. Maybe it's because I was void of alcohol and I know everything that went on that night. |
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| We lamont had our work cut out for us. I about fucking had a heart attack when he ordered his last vodka lamont on the rocks. I almost threw it out. Things that happened: -Med lamont school guy, who's birthday it was, kept trying to drunkenly engage me as a dancing partner. His moves involved trying to kiss me mid conversation and spinning me around at the same time. Do you know how hard it is to duck your head for 5 continuous minutes. Finally I gave up and said I had to go get a drink or something. But nice effort. The grab and kiss, ask questions later motif. -Rugby Lawyer tried to dance and hookup with a group of five girls at once, talk about keeping your options open. -I managed to chat up a guy, insult him in the first five minutes, and have him be the first guy ever to completely walk away from me in mid conversation. I seriously have no skills. -Rugby Lawyer pulled a brokeback with another male through dancing because he got sick of the girls not paying attention to him. Cheering and clapping ensued. |
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