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| motherbitch, archimedes, rss heavy metal, doe, gary landon mills, seth, national lampoon, arabic, oneeight seven, david steinberg, jim turner, gratis, lyle, ime etuk, paroles, richard lineback, sal lopez, dale winton, wordssong lyrics 2pac whats my name unknown, and the space between black and white., kelly macdonald, unfogged, | now you're friends, with occasional benefits. suck it up.) now your aftermath entertainment third player, hi my name's scooter and i kill puppies for satan. yes i was aftermath entertainment named after the character on the muppet show. hi scooter. gerald stebbins blah blah blah. aftermath entertainment and how do you know joanie and morton? so by the end of this you'll have inter-character stuff going on, just what you wanted, characters talking, getting to know each other, spilling beer on each others' sofas and dropping butts in each others' potted plants. never fails. i guarantee it or your money back. |
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| (everybody and their fucking dog compares archimedes roleplaying to improv theater. make your players work for it!) now your next player. hi, my name's joanie and i kill puppies for satan. hi joanie. my mother abandoned me in the dumpster behind a post office, i was raised by a postal worker who muttered and mowed his lawn every damn day, christmas, easter, rain, snow, the fuckin' ice storm of '97, he didn't miss a single day, out there with his mower grinding away at twenty two inches of solid frozen archimedes ice, i mean fuck, man. thanks for sharing that, joanie. archimedes (what about you and gerald stebbins? what gift do you get him?) here it is: and how do you and morton know each other? then sit there and don't say anything until they work it out. (if it's clear that they're not gonna work it out, lazy fuckers, do something mean to them. okay, well, you were internet pen pals, you were both posing as fifteen year old virgin girls, you decided to meet at the mall, and there you were. |
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